I found this at Gadfly's, he took it from Rage. I did it, got busy and promptly forgot about it. If you haven't done it already, be my guest.
Do you watch college football?
Watched Navy kick Army butt, but that’s it.
Where was the last place you went shopping?
Do you wish you were someplace else right now?
Do you have any expensive jewelry?
No, although I have designed some.
How many hours on average do you work a week?
60, I’ve been trying to cut down.
Do you watch the Olympics?
What is the last restaurant you went to?
Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations?
What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Where does your family live?
All over this great land of ours and in a few other countries around the world.
Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
One brother, three sisters.
Ever been called a bitch?
I’ve been called many things, but I don’t remember ever being called that.
Do you have any wealthy friends?
Not that I would trust cover my back.
Ever met anyone famous before?
Yes I have, most were totally screwed up and very high maintenance.
Ever had to take a sobriety test?
Yes and drugs too. Random and annual, one time I was tested 3 weeks in a row.
Do you have your wisdom teeth?
No, I had five removed, I was not a happy camper.
Last piece of mail you received that wasn’t a personal letter, junk or a bill?
What is the best city in the state that you were BORN in?
Hard to say there’s lots of them: San Diego, Huntington Beach, San Clemente and lots of great towns around the Cascades.
What do you think about before you go to bed?
Mrs. Karl, whoa...what a nightcap.
Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Yes, I have designed and built bathrooms so that the experience more comfortable for both parties.
Are you afraid of spiders?
No, it would be rare for me to kill one.
Do you like Chinese food?
Yes. The more authentic, the better.
What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
Can’t remember. I quit going to theaters, the crowds are to obnoxious and the sound is turn up to loud.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
Do you get distracted easily?
More than I care to admit.
Do you flirt a lot.
You tell me.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
Are you a good tipper?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No, not really.
Do you walk around the house naked?
If you were an animal what would you be?
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house after work?
Take a shower, to wash the world away.
Do you like horror or comedy?
If you weren’t straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Well I am and I can’t think of the anyone.
Have you ever gone fishing and caught a fish?
Yes. A few, gone home empty handed too.
Who is a person your age that you can count on the most?
She’s a few years younger but I would say the lovely Mrs. Karl.
Where do you want to live when you are retired?
These days…one should be happy to be alive when they retire.